Beyonce's Been BOUNCED!

So,

Tomorrow we all will be blessed with a new album from the Queen of BOOTYLICIOUS..Beyonce. I have been a BIG Beyonce fan...up until now. Here's what's wrong.

Am I the only person who noticed Beyonce's MTV VMA performance was a sham version of a Jackson (Michael or Janet...take your pick) on a bad day? Now, to make matters worse, I find out this is actually a Britney Spears impersonation. OH MY GOD...how far have we fallen? Yes, I'm not telling tales, it's true. Apparently down to the long rain coat and fly-in opening. Miss Britney gave the same performance at The AMAs a few years ago. What a waste, there goes another one down the drain.

Are we now forced to copy PWT, for moves we should actually own? It pains me people. What's next B?!? Barefoot and pregnant, roaming the aisles of a supermarket, searching for that next bag of Cheetos to keep you right?

Oh well, maybe it's for the better. I'd rather she tank now, while she still has her looks. Better than tanking in 5 years when she's just another strung-out, wasted, former Diva.

"That's Right, I Said It!"