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Friday, September 01, 2006

"Never-Never Land No More"

So,

Today, I'm trying something new...Blogging.

Why you ask? I'll tell you why. I'm vomiting from the stupid...stupid...stupid celebrity gossip overload. Here's what I think is the worst part, no one REALLY tells the truth! Yes, they stalk celebrities to get photos and YES, they fill DOZENS of magazines with what celebrities eat, where they shop and who they have sex with. In the end though, no one really has to balls to say what the world is thinking. Say things like....

- OF COURSE Eddie Murphy is gay!!! Why would we even SLIGHTLY believe he was "just trying to help someone in need" when picking-up trannies!!??!!

- YES, Michael Jackson molests children. The man should be UNDER the jail!

- Speaking of Jackson's....Janet, you're 40 now, that means have some dignity and....COVER YOURSELF UP!!!!

With that said, I've decided to invest my time, on a semi-regular basis, to chime in on the latest African-American gossip. I'll just be adding my "Keepin' It Real" take on what we're being told. Let's see how it works, shall we?

"That's Right, I Said It!"

Your Nubian Gossip Queen