"White Girls Gone Wild"

OK,

I'm filling my "spare" time, strolling the digital highway, checking out what's new in the world. Suddenly, my eyes are burned with a sight I just CAN'T believe. I refresh my page, thinking I'm seeing things but NOPE there it is again! Who in the HELL is going to step up and beat the SNOT out of Lindsey Lohan???!!! What kind of person let's photographers take "Cootchie" shots not once but TWICE!!!!???

Look, this has crazy white girl written all over it. I know, we show out on "Flava of Love" all the time but has anyone there flashed for FREE? At least when we show, we get paid for it. What is she thinking? Am I the only one who feels like she's actually SMILING at the knowledge of the flashbulbs going? I think she WANTS these photos out there. Please, I'm begging, will someone agree to take her to a dark place for the whooping she needs? OH, at the same time, someone should be kicking her Mama's butt!

PS: I refuse to comment on the shaved status...my mind can't take it.

Your Nubian Gossip Queen

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